Wow, I’m impressed. A search for ‘panvore’ in google returned no hits! We’ve been joking about Brian (the human garberator) for years. Most of us are omnivores (we eat anything); Brian is a panvore, because he eats everything.

Update: two days later, and I’ve been indexed; the search now returns this page…

(Update 2025: Brian Dickson is panvore on Twitter.)